Daily quote by Adam and Eve

• Adam and Noah were ancestors of mine. I never thought much of them. Adam lacked character. He couldn't be trusted with apples. Noah had an absurd idea that he could navigate without any knowledge of navigation, and he ran into the only shoal place on earth.
  • Mark Twain, Speech, November 9, 1901. Reported in The New York Times, November 10, 1901.