Daily quote by Pork

• ‘And you need not turn up your nose at the provender, Master Gimli,’ said Merry. ‘This is not orc-stuff, but man-food, as Treebeard calls it. Will you have wine or beer? There’s a barrel inside there – very passable. And this is first-rate salted pork. Or I can cut you some rashers of bacon and broil them, if you like. I am sorry there is no green stuff: the deliveries have been rather interrupted in the last few days! I cannot offer you anything to follow but butter and honey for your bread. Are you content?’
  ‘Indeed yes,’ said Gimli. ‘The score is much reduced.’
  • J. R. R. Tolkien, The Two Towers (1954), Flotsam and Jetsam